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Hello, my name is Lisa. I like to write, cook, and make things with yarn.

Be warned... I reblog a lot of photos of cupcakes.

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liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

Wizarding Logic

  • Sirius: Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
  • Hagrid: No, Dumbledore says you can't.
  • Sirius: But, legally, I-
  • Hagrid: No.
  • Aurors: Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
  • Sirius: But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
  • Aurors: No.
  • Sirius: Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
  • Aurors: Dumbledore says you did it.
  • Sirius: But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
  • Aurors: You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.

foresthoney:

To celebrate getting over 400 followers (you guys rock!) here is a giveaway just for you! So thank you for following! This is my first official giveaway so I’m excited! Make sure you read all the rules or your entries will not count.

The prizes (click the pictures to enlarge):

  • Your choice of a hooded cowl (top) OR oversized infinity scarf (bottom) in the color of your choice that I will crochet for you!
  • Your choice of two locally made, artisan crafted Goat’s Milk Soaps from Angel Ridge Farm (The link has scents available, I use Hippy Chick and it’s AMAZING).
  • Small ball jar of dried yarrow I wildcrafted from this summer. 
  • Atlantean Quartz rune set: 25 Elder Futhark runes hand painted onto quartz with gold paint and a drawstring pouch for storage.
  • Assortment of magical herbs (not pictured)
  • 1 tea infuser & a mug (not pictured)
  • 1 surprise tea blend (not pictured)

The rules:

  • Must be following me
  • Must be 18 years or older
  • One reblog = one entry (but don’t be a jerk and spam because I’ll disqualify you)
  • Likes don’t count, but like this entry if you want to bookmark.
  • Altering the text of this post will cause you to be disqualified.
  • Your ask box must be open & you must be okay with providing me with a shipping address.
  • Giveaway blogs excluded
  • This giveaway is open internationally.
  • Tag your entry with “rosietomato” so I know you read the rules.
  • There will be 1 winner, which will be randomly selected using random.org
  • The winner needs to respond within 24 hours or a new winner will be chosen
  • Not following the rules will disqualify you.

Other Info:

  • The giveaway ends on MIDNIGHT, OCTOBER 1st 2014.
  • This giveaway is not associated with Tumblr in any way, shape or form.
  • The approximate value of this giveaway is $140
  • I will be paying for shipping.
  • Please allow 2-4 weeks for shipping, as I will be crocheting you something custom. 
  • Send me an ask/message if you have any questions!

rawr0609:

garfeildlogan:

this thing w ferguson is making me wonder how many of the historical riots that happened in the 20th century they teach you about in school were actually ‘riots’ ??

I’m scared that in 40 years, I’m gonna have to tell my child what really happened because their textbooks will be full of lies

Considering most textbooks are printed in one of our most conservative states…